Open Thread & Reminder: Zoom with VAAC on Tuesday at 7:30 ET

I want to invite everyone to what I think will be a really special zoom on Tuesday evening at 7:30.

Come and meet the folks from Voting Access for All Coalition!  You will meet some of the people who founded this organization two years ago, and you get to meet all of the folks who are in the video below.

I know that “zoom” and “fun” don’t always go together, but I can’t help feeling anything but excited and inspired when I talk to the people from VAAC.

Send email to WaterGirl to get the zoom link.

Please join us in the zoom tomorrow!

Totally open thread.

Monday Update from Cole: Piled Higher and Deeper

Piled Higher and Deeper

A long, long time ago, when I was a young man in Basic Training at Disney Barracks in Fort Knox, Ky, a recruit in Bravo Company, 2/13, I had a Drill Sergeant named Shirley Mason. He was a light skinned black man with freckles, reddish hair, and a hairlip, so when he spoke it was with a pronounced lisp. Sometimes it was all we could do to keep from laughing when he yelled at us-

“YOU PRIVATETHHH ITHHH ALL FUCKED UP. YOU ITHH MORE FUCKED UP THAN A THOUP (soup) THANDWICH (sandwich)”

But we didn’t laugh because he was 5’5″ of coiled muscle and anger and we were terrified of him and deified him and loved him all at once.

One day we were in the middle of doing something when it was allowed for us to be talking amongst ourselves while. Unbeknownst to my little crew of four to five guys, Drill Sgt. Mason had been in earshot of us, and had heard us bitching about all the stuff we had to do. It was the usual stuff “I hope we get off early” or “I hope we don’t have to do this” and on and on. Right after I had told Chris Plandell and Brian Carney, two other privates, that I wished we didn’t have to do our weekly fitness test in the morning, Drill Sgt. Mason hollered out in his booming voice:

“Private Cole, I want you to withhhh (wish) in one hand and thhit (shit) in the other and you tell me which one fillth up firthht.”


We received another email update today from David at Bizbudding, which I will share with you in its entirety:

“Hi John

I had a conversation today with two senior members of the 365 team.

They have advised me that there is quicker movement and forward progress and are hopeful to provide us with a timeline for the restoration of your website(s) this week.

Based on 365’s discussions with their cyber forensic partners and their current estimates, they feel this timeline is appropriate to bring the cloud data center back into service.

Again, they confirmed their assessment that customer data is secure and untouched.

365 committed to providing a post-mortem detailed root cause analysis (after all their customers have been restored) that explains the situation and why it is taking so long to restore the environment.

I will share that report with you when I receive it. I will also provide additional updates when received.

-David”


I immediately called him after receiving it, and he and I (and, as I just checked my phone before writing this, Watergirl as well) think it is more boilerplate bullshit and nondisclosure from 365, but it IS the first time since this whole nightmare began that they actually stated that the site will be coming up, even if they did not give us a timeline. Bringing it up “this week” is the first time they have even given us an estimate, however abstract and non concrete it might be.

We know how Drill Sergeant Mason felt about hoping and wishing, and I pretty much feel the same way as a prematurely cranky 50 some year old, but right now hoping and wishing is all we really have. So that is how I am looking at things. All we need is access to our data, and we will be back. I hope it is this week, but who knows. Until then, we just soldier on.

In other news, I have seen no appreciable response to my attempts to shame 365 Data Centers in my twitter campaign against them, although I will note that Stephen Klenert, Senior VP of Customer Solutions who was posting tiktoks of him cleaning his patio has now made his account private, so there is that. The whole twitter campaign probably won’t do anything other than make me feel better, but that’s enough for me to keep going.

Other than that, I got nothing.

Be good to each other.

John

Burning (Sometimes Literally) Questions Open Thread: Not Single Spies, But in Battalions

 

I doubt I’m going to be able to understand much of Ludicrous, but I may have to read it anyways.  From a longer thread:

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Monday Evening Open Thread: To the MOON!

A little hopeful nostalgia, for us Boomer nerds…

 

ETA:  Just for Yutsano (theme from a fantastic anime about a Japanese academy for potential astronauts)…

Site Update May 23: Speculation & Update (!)

Must resist the urge to add that image as the banner for our little home away from home.

I saw on John’s twitter feed that the Senior VP of Fucking Customer Solutions at 355 Data Centers made his TikTok private after John posted the TikTok of the guy washing down his driveway this weekend.  So someone from “355” noticed John’s rants, at least.

Apparently at 355, they all have their fingers in their collective ears, chanting “la-la-la I can’t hear you.”

At this point I share Gin & Tonic’s view from Friday.  How does this not become an extinction-level event for “355” Data Centers?

Anyone want to speculate as to the reason for the outage?

Disgruntled employee?
State-sponsored hack?
Random hacker doing it for grins?
Ransomware?
Incompetence?
Greed?
Under-funding of safety measures?

Why is it taking so long to resolve?

Incompetence?
It’s ransomware and they were trying to get the money?
It’s ransomware and they were stalling, hoping to fix it before paying?
All 365 employees are at a 2-week retreat, except for the poor clueless bastard who has to answer the phone?

Why all the secrecy?

Government agencies involved and they required secrecy?
Outage due to some embarrassing reason they are trying to hide?
The people at the top are uncaring dicks?
Lex Luthor is running the company?

What’s your best guess for the date we actually learn anything tangible?

choose your date

What’s your best guess for when Balloon Juice is back up?

choose your date

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Add your best guesses in the comments.  Whoever comes closest wins… something?

If you are not in the mood to speculate, you can admire the cat quilt that Quilting Fool is making me!

I have never seen a quilt before it is quilted before!

A Friedman Unit from the Abyss

NYT columnist Tom Friedman had an off-the-record lunch with President Biden a week ago today. (Sounds like bad staff work to me.) Friedman damned Biden with faint praise by comparing his ability to pull together international support to GHWB’s. But Friedman came away from lunch fearful that we’re a Friedman Unit away from the abyss because of divisions at home:

Biden didn’t say it in so many words, but he didn’t have to. I could hear it between the lines: He’s worried that while he has reunited the West, he may not be able to reunite America.

It’s a legit fear. But then Friedman says this:

But with every passing day, every mass shooting, every racist dog whistle, every defund-the-police initiative, every nation-sundering Supreme Court ruling, every speaker run off a campus, every bogus claim of election fraud, I wonder if he can bring us back together. I wonder if it’s too late.

Emphasis mine to highlight the stupidity of the both-sides framing. On one side we have the Republican Party, which has morphed into an authoritarian cult whose powerful elected officials openly reject democracy, suppress votes, ban books, persecute vulnerable citizens, censor and/or punish protected speech, etc.

On the other, a party whose leaders explicitly rejected a poorly worded slogan that failed to gain traction beyond a handful of activists and backbenchers two years ago, and speaker controversies on college campuses. Friedman and other unfortunately influential elites are still equating these things, and that’s a big problem!

To defeat Trumpism we need only, say, 10 percent of Republicans to abandon their party and join with a center-left Biden, which is what he was elected to be and still is at heart. But we may not be able to get even 1 percent of Republicans to shift if far-left Democrats are seen as defining the party’s future.

Emphasis mine because that’s where Friedman tells on himself, with that passive language. Whose job is it to inform Americans about their society and government, to let them know what forces are driving and responding to events? A category that includes Friedman.

CPAC is in Hungary this year. Republicans are celebrating the demise of Hungarian democracy with the autocrat who smothered it, Viktor Orbán, and he, their guest of honor, told Republicans how to finish smothering democracy here in the U.S.

But on the other hand, 1) Ilhan Omar, and 2) some Yale students were rude to a Federalist Society speaker.

If the republic is saved, it will be in spite of people like Friedman, who, unfortunately, get invited to the White House for lunch.

Open thread.

Columbia Journalism Review Features NYT Pitchbot (DougJ)

DougJ seems to have won the lottery in the talent department!

Fun and interesting blogger.  Great interviewer with a great voice.  (I have been known to nudge DougJ to do regular audio interviews for us on Balloon Juice; hopefully one of these days he’ll have enough time to do it.)  Great twitter game.

As NYT Pitchbot, he seems to have found exactly the right canvas for his genius at mocking the NYT in 280 words or less.

So it’s no surprise that DougJ was recently interviewed by the Columbia Journalism Review as NYT Pitchbot.  I find it amusing that in an article that talks about mockery of NYT headlines… that they chose such a lame title, since NYT Pitchbot isn’t a bot at all!  (Apologies, DougJ, if you liked the headline, or worse, if you chose it!)

The Bot that Saw the Times

Excerpts from the article:

A FEW WEEKS AGO, the person behind the New York Times Pitchbot—not a bot at all, but a Twitter account whose posts satirize New York Times headlines and articles—was at his home, in Rochester, New York, doing laundry with one hand while tapping out, with the other, one of his most frequent refrains on Twitter: “Dems in Disarray.”

Though his subject matter might suggest otherwise, NYT Pitchbot does not work in media or politics. He is a fifty-two-year-old math professor and father of two who describes himself as a “committed Democrat” of the “slightly hardcore left.” He is anonymous on Twitter, and asked to remain so for this story, citing personal and professional concerns. (CJR contacted him via email and spoke with him on the phone, verifying his association with the Twitter account over direct message. He shared his real identity with CJR, which we verified with two other sources.)

NYT Pitchbot began his sideline in online political commentary in the early 2000s, posting anonymous comments on blogs, focusing much of his energy on one called Balloon Juice (i.e., hot air). Under the alias Doug J, he mounted ironic defenses of George W. Bush to “let off some steam” and provoke the blog’s founder, John Cole, a conservative undergoing a liberal transformation.

“Trolling is what you would call it, but it wasn’t malicious,” says Cole. “It was basically pointing out that what I was saying was stupid—taking things to their logical extremes.” Doug J, Cole says, was a “crowd favorite.” So in 2009, Cole asked him to start writing posts for Balloon Juice directly.

Early contributions included criticism of Times columnist Thomas Friedman (“writes entire columns about the wonders of free trade…without citing a single figure”) and earnest admiration for Glenn Greenwald, now NYT Pitchbot’s bête noire. (“What really gets me is this combination of nihilism and stupidity,” says NYT Pitchbot, citing Chris Cillizza as another offender.) Around the same time, Pitchbot says, he was banned from the New York Times’ online comment section, for a disparaging remark submitted on the launch of “The Conversation,” a column-in-dialogues by David Brooks and Gail Collins.

Doug J still occasionally posts on Balloon Juice, where he also raises money for liberal causes and Democratic candidates. (Through the online donation platform ActBlue, he’s brought in more than $2.8 million to date.) He joined Twitter in 2009, taking @dougjballoon as his handle, but didn’t start tweeting regularly until four years ago, when his first child was born. With kids and full-time teaching, it was easier to tweet than blog, he said.

In 2019, @DougJBalloon changed his name on Twitter to New York Times Pitchbot, committing to a new bit. He was encouraged by a conservative journalist friend and inspired by other “pitchbot” accounts, particularly one, now retired, that satirized The Federalist, a conservative online publication. “It’s a tricky thing, because The Federalist is so insane. How do you parody it?” he says. “What I think is more interesting is just how much of that same kind of stupidity is embedded in ostensibly left-center establishment journalism.”

With his account, NYT Pitchbot imagines the Times formula for stories as a kind of wheezing algorithm, a bot churning out contrarian headlines and half-baked hot takes. “I was a lifelong liberal Democrat,” begins one mock pitch for the Times opinion section. “Then reproductive rights activists held a vigil in front of Brett Kavanaugh’s house.” Another: “Ukrainians Have Sunk the Russian Warship Moskva. Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.” (Like “Dems in Disarray,” “Bad News for Biden” is something of a catchphrase for the account.)

NYT Pitchbot is a lifelong Times reader and a current digital subscriber. “Obviously, I think the New York Times does fantastic journalism,” he says. Still: “I’ve always had a lot of issues with how the media handles national politics. Like, I really thought that what went on around the Iraq War was insane.” He finds the Times’ framing of political coverage grating, and criticizes its opinion section as contrarian, focused on “concern-trolling liberals”—engaging in disingenuous criticism. “There’s this obsession the Times has with attacking other liberals,” he says. Beyond an attempt at balance, “I think part of it is that’s the ecosystem that they live in, and they find the people around them irritating.”

NYT Pitchbot’s first viral tweet came in March 2020, as covid lockdowns began. (“Sources close to Jared and Ivanka said that privately the couple opposes the pandemic.”) The tweet—a dig at the Times reporter Maggie Haberman and her coverage of the couple—gained NYT Pitchbot thousands of followers overnight. To date, the account’s most popular tweet was during the US military withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2021. (“We wanted to understand what’s happening in Afghanistan. So we talked to three unvaccinated Trump supporters at an Arby’s in Harrisburg.”) But the author’s favorite pitches are more baroque, combining several jokes. (“Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob shut down the old ivermectin factory.”)

The account has made a particular hobby of mocking the Times’ obsession with man-on-the-street style interviews at Rust Belt diners. (“Nearly 90 percent of people admitted to hospitals due to Covid are unvaccinated. But in this Ohio diner, nearly 90 percent of unvaccinated diners don’t believe that matters.”) Those jokes are intended to sting not the interview subjects, but rather the Times reporters who conduct the interviews. These are stories written with a note of condescension that presume a wealthy, urban reader. “They fly in, they look for people to say stupid things, and they leave,” says NYT Pitchbot. “I think it’s kind of dehumanizing.” (By frequently focusing on white people, he adds, these articles reinforce the false idea of an exclusively white working class.) The Pitchbot account currently links to an online shop where supporters can order a T-shirt, mug, or onesie printed with in this ohio diner… So far, two hundred items have been sold…

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The Monkeypox Scare: Recommended Reading

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EVERYBODY CALM DOWN (for the moment).  The status quo hasn’t, as far as I can tell, changed much since my last post:  Monkeypox is a known viral infection, for which we have a workable (smallpox) vaccine, that has now been diagnosed in approximately a hundred persons (almost entirely — so far — men who have sex with men) in countries (Europe, America, Canada, Israel, Australia) where it’s a novelty, at a time when doctors are a little gun-shy about ‘novel’ diseases.  Here’s the best short summary I’ve seen so far:

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Monday Morning Open Thread: President Biden, in His Element

*All* the elements…

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